Well, it really did start out innocently. Chris (aka Zen) made a group of Journey Sims, with the best of intentions (probably) and I misused them (obviously). I'm not even providing a good representation of the characters, here. She asked for volunteers to test them out. I...um...'tested' them.

They work.

Real well.


Meet the guys. Journey. Circa 1983, the 'Separate Ways' video. They look pretty damn good.


The first thing I did was to just go ahead and use a cheat to take the censorgrid away so that the guys could run around naked.


And then naturally Neal and Steve fight almost immediately.


But five minutes later, they make out. In the game room. With Jon and Smitty watching.

And watching.

And watching.


Jon tries out the piano. He SUCKS. Neal covers his ears.


Steve is a hoor and cuddles with Jon.


Neal finds out. And it's Steve's fault, not Jon's.


Steve cries. Smitty has learned not to get involved.


They make up in the hot tub. B-cause Steev is a hoor.


They make up so hard that Neal's majik sperrm go to werk.


Of course, he goes into labor on the sidewalk and makes a big deal of it. LIKE A MAN.


It's a girl. They name her Nealetta.


And she looks just like her daddy. One of them.


Neal decides to fix the TV. After all, he used to fix bicycles!


'Electric World' was a good solo album.


The Grim Reaper visits.


Neal is finally getting respect now that he's 10 toes up.


Jon revisits his BTM moments.


Steve helps Jon get over this terrible time. B-cause hes a hoor.


Don't worry: Jon's sperm is not super-sperm.


Just thought I'd throw in this naked shot of Jon again. Nice profile.


Nealetta as a teen.


Daddy and Uncle-daddy Jon are fighting.


Say it together: 1, 2, 3, "That's so heavy."


It's okay, Jon-Jon: I still love you.


Ross has had enough of the drama and decides to go out to watch clouds.


HEY - HEY, WHAT'S THAT?!


Oh. It's a sattelite.


Poor Ross.


Jon has to pee.

The End.