Da List Rules! Read them and know them before you join.

1)Nothing is all that sacred. I'm not kidding about that one, so don't come in here all high and mighty about 'Steve should never be portrayed as a fat Santa'. We joke around in here, about everything including Steve, so check your attitude at the door. It's a joke. Really.

2)Posting naked is ok so long as you don't have a webcam.

3)Love thy neighbor, but do not hump their leg.

4)Angry bashing will be laughed at but that doesn't make it funny. Arrogant diatribes about how great your other Perry lists are and how 'people like us' are evil will not only get you banned, but I'll come after you to make sure you understand what an idiot you are. Ask 'Eesha'.

5)List members agree to stay out of Steve Perry's yard.

5a)You also agree to give his cat back

5b)You also agree to remove the hidden cameras from his house

6)If you are bashed on another list or forum, you will be avenged with great vengeance. We will swoop down in a blur of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

7)You don't have to post a minimum of once a month, or constantly tell the list owner how fabulous she is (as well as agree with her), or pretend you have special rights to certain Perry photos. We actually share stuff in here, and we don't pretend we 'own' it. If you like that stuff, I'm sure Perryville has a spot for you.

8)The number 8 is the official number of the list.

Violators will be added to a list of prospective wives for Neal, but only if you are under 25. All your base are belong to us unless somebody set up us the bomb, in which case you should make your time and take off every zig for Great Justice(tm).