See Jon's 80's perm
The Whale is just fine, but still
Keytar is the best.

Pneel Neil Kneel Neel Nyil
Neal's name is not hard to spell
But Dick works well too.

See red leather pants
Kenny G wants his life back
Too bad Aug took it.

He's THE AWESOME VOICE
Has a titanium hip
It sets off alarms

They're not old at all
Just pussywhipped by their wives
But Deen sleeps all day

Journey needed cops
To save them from the groupies
But they were not there

Steve plays with his mic
If by mic you mean something
From my dirty mind

Steve Porn is the shit
Well, technically it *is* shit
Perryfans need lays

Jon calls Steve 'cause Neal
Says Perry is an asshole
Biggest ever known

He never really
Felt like part of the band but
He owns you, suckaz

That song makes Steve moist
He wants to take the panties
From Neal's guitar

She pulled his pants down
Naked glory, for he wore
Underwear never

Augeri's chest is
Hairy like animal but
Neal's ass is worse

Okay that was bad
Apologies to the band
'Cause they read that one

Stevie A does not
Look like Perry in the least
What is wrong with you

She loves to laugh and
She loves to sing but just what
Are the lovin' things

Steve's cat is Kitty
What if it was a rhino
And it mauled his chick

The Promise: Got it!
Steve wears clean underwear now
Mama rests in peace.

Jon sticks to diet
But asks waitress for specials
Still browses menu

Dean sleeps all day long
Wild man comes to life at night
Drums crash like thunder

Rubber chicken love
Must quell Ross' libido
Road lonely and long

Aug wants a bagel
No damn good outside New York
Must wait for his schmear

Neal hears Amber cry
Shit I think I'm late again
Slides to floor with thud

Saw a Journey vid
Jon with the poodle hair do
Lord! It scared me so

Steve P or Steve A
Both fabu in their own ways
Can't I have them both?

Neal Schon the rock god
For real or only in his mind?
Inquiring minds want to know