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Steve came upstairs as Meghan was putting the laundry away. Walking into the bedroom he saw Meghan as she was standing by the his closet putting his clothes back on hangers. Steve smiled as he watcher her carefully hang his slacks up as she then closed the door and turned around to almost bump into him.

"Oooooh." Meghan said as she placed a hand over her heart "Sneeking on a woman can give her a heart attck." Meghan smiled.

"Sorry honey I was admiring the view." Steve replied.

"You mean the broad side of my ass." she giggled.

"No your very cute and sexy ass." Steve smiled as he kissed her.

"Hmmmmm you can be honest I won't hold it against you." She smiled at him.

"But what if I want you to hold it against me." Steve smiled "Your ass that is." he grinned.

"Why you naughty boy." She said playful as she drapped her arms over his shoulders.

Steve laughed slightly "Naughty in every sense of the word." he told her.

She kissed him as his arms went around her "Gee what am I going to do with you?"

"How about this?" Steve said as he whispered in her ear and then kissed her cheek.

"That can not be done." She spoke back.

"Well then how about this?" Steve said as he whispered.
[SO WHAT IS HE DOING? No one's telling me! He can't be like, "Whisper for me, baby, and kiss me on the cheek... oh, I'm turned on..."]

"Me do that!" Meghan giggled.
[Me laugh at mood-killer.]

Steve raised a bow "Oh hell yeah!" he then chuckled.

"I'm not that limber. My gosh I can even do yoga." She giggled.
[That is so unintentionally funny. I'm not limber; I can do yoga!]

"Honey trust me your limber alright." He chuckled.

"You think huh?" Meghan smiled.

"I think." Steve grinned.

Steve kissed Meghan deeply as his hand caressed her back. She looked into his eyes as he brushed back some hair and placed it behind her ears. Meghan reached down as she tugged at his shirt; pulling it out of his jeans as she undid the botton's. Steve slipped his hands under her shirt as his warm hands roamed over her stomach and breasts as she undid the last botton on his shirt. Meghan's hands roamed over his chest as he leaned close to kiss her. Her hands roamed over his shoulders as the shirt was slipping from his body. If finally fell to the floor as Steve then lifted her shirt up and over head as he tossed it aside.

"We shouldn't do this now. It's only 1 in the afternoon." she said with a whispered sigh.
[Anytime's a good time for doing Steve, that's all I have to say. What, is sex like drinking now? You can't do it until after 4...? I dunno...?]

"We should and now." Steve said as his lips hungrily took hers.

She undid his belt and pants as they fell to the floor around his feet as he moved to step out of them. He moved so that her legs were against the bed. She slowly laid down on the bed as he undid her pants as she lifted her hips to let him take them off as he then hovered over her. [CAN WE USE 'AS' ANY MORE.] He placed his hands on either side of her as he looked into her eyes. Her hands reached down to remove his boxers as they both were now naked. [*dies laughing*] His lips sought her neck as her hands caressed his back and shoulders. He kissed her breast as he took the peak into his mouth teasing it as her fingers thread through his hair. She sighed as she felt his teeth nip and tease her breast as a moan escaped her lips. He took the other breast in his mouth giving it the same pleasure as he did the other one as his hands roamed up and down her body. She felt like she was fire and she so needed him to put the fire out. [*comes back to life and subsequently dies laughing again*] Hips lips kissed her heated soul as her hands grabbed at the bedding as he continued to kiss her. [Hips lips, eh? WTFing F ARE THOSE?! Sounds gross.] His tongue played against her as he felt her move slight against his touch. He tenderly caressed and loved her heated soul as he then slip up her body as his lips found hers. He kissed her deeply as he slowly slipped inside her. Her arms went around him as they rode the waves of love that were crashing against them. Breathless Steve laid beside her as she snuggled against him. He wrapped his arms around her as his fingers caressed her arm.
[I'm too excited to even write anything coherent, guys... ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Steeeeeeve, I'm cooooooming...]

I love how there are TWO PARAGRAPHS on nipple play and LESS THAN A SENTENCE on the actual fuck. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. EVER. Jesus, write some porn that's not all foreplay. If we can even call it that.